1 elephant (med. size)
2 rabbits (optional)
Salt and pepper to taste
Brown gravy (lots)

Cut elephant into bite size pieces. This will take about 2 months. Add enough gravy to cover. Cook over kerosene fire for about 4 weeks at 465 degrees. This will serve 3, 888 people. If more are expected the two rabbits may be added. Do this only if necessary as most people do not like to find hare in their stew.