1 elephant
Salt and pepper to taste
Brown gravy
2 rabbits

Cut elephant into bite size pieces. This should take about 2 months. Cover with brown gravy. Cook over open fire for about 4 weeks. This will serve 3800 people. If more are expected, the 2 rabbits may be added. But do this only if necessary. As most people do not like hare in their stew. Let us try this tasty recipe at our next covered dish dinner. Be on the look out for an elephant.