2 lg. head broccoli, uncooked
1/2 lb. bacon, crumbled (more, if desired)
1 sm. red onion, finely chopped (or to taste)
1/4 to 1/2 lb. yellow cheese, grated
1/4 to 1/2 lb. white cheese, grated

DRESSING:

1 1/2 to 2 c. Hellmann's
1/2 c. sugar (more or less)
3 tbsp. vinegar

Mix well together, chill, serve.