1 elephant
300 lbs. of potatoes
250 lbs. butter
5 bushels of carrots
900 lbs. of onions

Dice elephant (this takes about 30 days so plan meal well ahead of time). Saute in butter until brown. Peel potatoes, carrots and onion. Stir together with diced elephant meat and cook over low flame for about 6 days. An oversized dump truck or a railroad tank car can be used to cook the meat. Either one takes two bonfires under it. You are on your own to find the elephant!