1 elephant, med. size
Salt and pepper
Brown gravy, to cover
2 rabbits, optional

Cut elephant into bite size pieces, this should take about 2 months. Add the brown gravy and cook over kerosene fire about 4 weeks at 465 degrees. This will serve 3, 800 people. If more are expected, two rabbits may be added, but do this only if necessary as most people do not like to find hare in their stew.