1 med. size elephant
Brown gravy to cover
Salt and pepper to taste
2 rabbits (optional)

Cut elephant into bite size pieces. This should take about 2 months. Add gravy and cook about 4 weeks at 465 degrees. Will serve 3, 800 people. If more are expected, 2 rabbits may be added, but do so only if necessary as most people do not like to find hare in their stew.

I have not tried this but those who have tell me that it is a tasty treat one never forgets.