1/4 c. dirt (cocoa)
1/2 c. swamp water (milk)
2 c. crushed bones (sugar)
1/2 c. fat (butter)
2 c. grass (uncooked quick oats)
1/2 c. squashed bugs (peanut butter)

Mix dirt and swamp water. Add crushed bones and fat. Heat to a boil. This can all be mixed and cooked in an electric fry pan. Add grass. Remove from heat. Add bugs. Cool and place on waxed paper. Eat and enjoy!