1/4 c. dirt (cocoa)
1/3 c. swamp water (milk)
1 c. crushed bones (sugar)
1/2 c. fat (butter)
2 c. grass (uncooked oatmeal)
1/2 c. squashed bugs (peanut butter)

Mix dirt and swamp water. Add crushed bones and fat. Bring mixture to a boil. Add grass and squashed bugs. Boil mixture one minute. Cool the dinosaur food and place on waxed paper by spoonfuls.