1/8 c. dirt (cocoa)
1/4 c. swamp water (milk)
1 c. crushed bones (sugar)
1/4 c. fat (butter)
1 c. grass (uncooked oatmeal)
1/4 c. squashed bugs (peanut butter

Mix dirt and swamp water. Add crushed bones and fat. heat and bring to a boil for one minute. Remove from heat and stir in oatmeal, and squashed bugs. Drop by teaspoon on waxed paper. Cool until firm.