PART 1:

2 c. Pterodactyl toenails, crushed (sugar)
1/2 c. swamp water (evaporated milk)
1 stick Iguana fat (butter)

Cook 1 minute at a rolling boil, stirring constantly. Remove from heat.

PART 2:

3 c. bones (oats)
1 c. dried grass (coconut)
5 tsp. dirt (cocoa)
1/2 tsp. dirty water (vanilla)

Mix together Part 2. Add Parts 1 and 2 together. Stir, drop by spoonful onto waxed paper. Cool and eat. Don't let the dinosaurs eat all the food.