2 c. bread crumbs
1/2 c. celery, diced
1/2 tsp. sage
2 c. unpopped popcorn
12 lb. turkey

Mix together and stuff inside turkey. Bake at 350 degrees for 5 hours or until corn is popped. You'll be able to tell when the turkey is done as the popcorn will blow right out the end of the turkey.

Ha, ha!