1 lb. bacon, fried & diced
8 green onions, chopped fine
1/2 lb. shredded cheddar cheese
1/2 - 3/4 c. mayonnaise (not Miracle Whip)

Blend all ingredients and add more mayo if necessary to moisten thoroughly. Place in a bowl and garnish with parsley. Serve with crackers. NOTE: I shape in the form of a tree for Christmas.