1 elephant, med. size
2 rabbits (optional)
Salt and pepper
Gravy

Cut the elephant into small, bite-size pieces. Add enough brown gravy to cover. Cook over kerosene fire about 4 weeks at 465 degrees. This will serve 3, 800 people. If more are expected, two rabbits may be added. Do this only in an emergency; most people do not like hare in their stew.