1 can of "obedience"
Several pounds of "affection"
1 pint of "neatness"
Some holiday, birthday and everyday "surprises"
1 can of running errands, "(willing brand) "
1 box of powdered "get up when I should"
1 bottle of "keep sunny all day long"
1 can of pure "thoughtfullness"

Mix well. Bake in a heavy warm oven and serve to "mother" every day. She ought to have it in big slices.