1 can Obedience
Several pounds Affection
1 pint Neatness
Some Holiday, Birthday and Everyday Surprises
1 can Running Errands (Willing Brand)
1 bottle "Keep Sunny All Day"
1 can pure Thoughtfulness
1 box powdered "Get Up When I Should"

Mix well, bake in hearty warm oven and serve to parents every day in big slices.