1 can of obedience
Several pounds of affections
1 pint neatness
Some holiday, birthday and everyday surprises
1 can of "running errands" (willing brand)
1 box of powdered "get up when I should"
1 bottle of "keep sunny all day long"
1 can of pure thoughtfulness

Mix well. Bake in hearty warm oven. Serve to mother every day with hugs. She should have it in big slices.