1 med. size elephant
Salt and pepper
2 rabbits (optional)

Cut elephant into small bite-sized pieces. This will take about 3 months. Add enough gravy to cover. Cook over a kerosene fire about 4 weeks at 465 degrees. This will serve 3, 800 people. If more are expected, 2 rabbits may be added, but do this only in an emergency; most people do not like hare in their stew!