1 elephant
Salt and pepper
2 rabbits

Cut elephant into bite size pieces (usually takes 2 months). Add gravy to cover (400 gallons). Cook over kerosene stove for 5 weeks at 450 degrees. If more than 3, 000 show up for dinner, add the 2 rabbits. Be careful not to add more than 2; most people don't like hare in their food. Serves 3, 000.