3 med. sized elephants
Brown gravy to cover
Salt and pepper to taste
2 rabbits, (optional)

Cut elephants into bite sized pieces. This should take about 2 months. Add gravy and cook about 4 weeks at 465 degrees. This will serve 3, 800 people. If more are expected, two rabbits may be added, but do this only if, necessary, as most people do not like to find hare in their stew.