1 elephant
Brown gravy
Salt & pepper
2 rabbits (optional)

Cut elephant into bite-sized pieces. This will take about 2 months. Cover with brown gravy, cook over a kerosene fire about 4 weeks at 465 degrees. This will serve 3, 800 people. If more are expected, 2 rabbits may be added, only do this if needed as most people do not like to find hare in their stew.