1 med. elephant
Brown gravy to cover
Salt & pepper
2 rabbits, optional

Cut elephant into bite-size pieces. This should take about 2 months. Add gravy and cook about 4 weeks at 465 degrees. This will serve about 3, 800 people. If more are expected, rabbits may be added, but do this only if necessary as most people do not like to find hare in their stew!