1 can of obedience
Several pounds of affection
1 pint of neatness
Some holiday, birthday & everyday surprises
1 can running errands (willing brand)
1 box powdered "get up when I should"
1 bottle of "keep sunny all day long"
1 can of pure "thoughtfulness"

Mix well. Bake in heart. Serve to Mother everyday. She ought to have it in big slices.