1 elephant
Brown gravy
Salt and pepper
2 rabbits, optional

Cut the elephant into bite size pieces. This should take 2 months. Cover with brown gravy. Cook over Kerosene fire about 4 weeks at 465 degrees.

This will serve 3800 people. If more are expected, 2 rabbits may be added, but do this only if necessary as most people do not like to find "hare" in their stew.