1 elephant
Salt and pepper
2 rabbits; optional

Dice elephant into small pieces. This should take about 2 months. Add enough brown gravy to cover and season. Cook over kerosene stove about 4 weeks at 465 degrees. This will serve 3, 800 people. If more are expected, 2 rabbits may be added, but only if necessary because most people do not like to find hares in their stew.