1 elephant
Brown gravy
Salt and pepper
2 rabbits (optional)

Cut elephant into bite-sized pieces. This should take about 2 months. Cover with brown gravy. Salt and pepper to taste. Cook over kerosene fire about 4 weeks at 465 degrees. This will serve 3, 800 people. If more are expected, 2 rabbits may be added. But do this only if necessary as most people do not like to fine HARE in their stew.