1 elephant
2 rabbits (opt.)
Salt & pepper to taste
Brown gravy

Serves 3, 800 persons. Cut the elephant into small bite-sized pieces, this should take about 2 months. Add enough brown gravy to cover. Cook over kerosene fire for 4 weeks at high heat. If more than 3, 800 persons are expected, 2 rabbits may be added. However, do this only if necessary, as most do not like to find hare in their stew.