1 elephant
Brown gravy (own recipe)
Dash salt and pepper
2 rabbits, optional

Cut elephant into small, bite sized pieces. This will take about 2 months. Add enough brown gravy to cover. Cook over kerosene fire about 4 weeks at 465 degrees. Serves 3, 642 people.

NOTE: If expecting more people, add 2 rabbits. Do this only if necessary as most people do not like finding hare in their stew.