1 elephant
Salt
Pepper
Gravy, brown
2 rabbits, optional

Cut elephant into bite-size pieces. This should take about 2 months. Cover with brown gravy and cook over fire about 4 weeks at 465 degrees. This will serve 3, 800 people. If more are expected, 2 rabbits may be added; but do this only if necessary. Most people do not like to find a hare in their stew.