1 elephant
Salt and pepper
Brown gravy
2 rabbits, optional

Cut elephant into bite size pieces. This should take about 2 months. Cover with brown gravy. Cook over kerosene fire about 4 weeks at 465 degrees. This will serve 3, 800 people. If more are expected, add the two rabbits, but only if necessary as most people do not like to fine a hare in their stew.