1 head lettuce, hunked up
1 lb. bacon, cooked crisp
1 pkg. Velveeta, shredded
4 to 6 eggs, hard-boiled, hunked up
4 to 5 potatoes, cooked like you would mash them

Put lettuce in large bowl. Add cheese. Try to have eggs, potatoes and bacon come off at the same time. Add hot stuff. Stir until potatoes are all over rest of stuff. Add some bacon drippings to make it wet.