Peanut butter
Jelly
2 slices white bread

Place 2 slices of white bread on reasonable clean plate. Spread 1 slice with peanut butter (chunky or creamy, you choice). Spread the other slice with your favorite jelly. Put the 2 slices together.

Note: For company, you may wish to slice sandwich in half for a festive look! Garnish with Doritos!