2 rabbits, optional
Salt and pepper
1 elephant, medium size
Brown gravy

Cut the elephant into small bite sized pieces. This should take about 2 months. Add enough brown gravy to cover. Cook over kerosene fire for about 4 weeks at 465 degrees. This will serve 3800 people. If more are expected, 2 rabbits may be added, but do this only if necessary as some people do not like to find a hare in their stew.