1 med. size elephant
Salt and pepper to taste
2 rabbits (optional)
Brown gravy (lots)

Cut elephant into bite size pieces (this will take about 2 months). Add brown gravy to cover. Cook over kerosene fire at 450 degree for 4 weeks. This will serve 3, 800 people.

If more are expected, add the rabbits. But do this only if necessary, for most people don't like to find hare in their stew!