3 tbsp. Miracle Whip Free
1 tsp. salt
2 tbsp. sugar
4-5 tbsp. vinegar
1 c. buttermilk
1/3 tsp. celery salt
1/2 tsp. black pepper
1 c. plain yogurt
1 tbsp. parsley

Combine all ingredients. Beat well. Refrigerate. Keeps well for several days. Makes 2 cups.

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