1 sm. box of Minute Rice (or for the purist, UNCLE BEN'S®)
1 pkg. of frozen baby green peas
1 pkg. sliced almonds
1 bunch green onions, cut on the bias (so people will think you're a gourmet)
Salt and pepper to taste
1 bottle of Italian salad dressing

Cook rice - add green peas, almonds, onions, salt and pepper, toss with Italian dressing and tell everyone you have been slaving over a hot stove all day. LOOK TIRED!