1 med. size elephant
2 rabbits (opt.)
Salt & pepper to taste
Brown gravy mix

Cut elephant into small, bite-size pieces. Add enough brown gravy to cover. Cook over a kerosene fire for about 4 weeks at 465 degrees. This will serve 3, 800 people. If more are expected, the 2 rabbits may be added, but do this only in an emergency. Most people don't like hare in their stew.