1 elephant, med. sized
2 rabbits (opt.)
Salt & pepper
Gravy

Cut the elephant into bite sized pieces. This should take about 2 months. Add enough brown gravy to cover. Cook over open fire for about 4 weeks at 465 degrees. This will serve about 3, 500 people. If more are expected, two rabbits may be added, but do this only if necessary, as some people do not like to find a hare in their stew.

This should not be attempted without adult supervision.