1 elephant, medium size
Gravy, lots of it
2 rabbits (opt.)

Dice elephant into 2" pieces (takes 2 months). Set aside trunk as you will need something to put the pieces in. Cover with gravy, cook over open fire at 475 degrees for one to two months. Feeds 3000. If you see you are running short, add rabbits but most people don't like hare in their stew.