1 med. sized elephant
Brown gravy to cover
Salt and pepper
2 rabbits (optional)

Cut elephant into bite-size pieces. This should take about 2 months. Add gravy and cook about 4 weeks at 465 degrees. This will serve about 3, 800 people. If more are expected, 2 rabbits may be added, but do this only if necessary. Most people do not like to find hare in their stew.