1 c. buttermilk
1 c. mayonnaise
1/4 tsp. salt
1/4 tsp. pepper
1/4 tsp. Monosodium Glutamate (MSG)
1/4 tsp. parsley flakes
1/2 tsp. garlic salt
1/2 tsp. onion salt

Mix all ingredients together. Refrigerate. Shake well before using.