1 or 2 eggs
2 slices bread

Break eggs into frying pan. Gently break yolks and spread over whites. Add a couple of spoonfuls of water. Put cover on pan. Cook until the way you like them. Salt and pepper to taste. Cut to sort of fit the bread. Layer: bread, egg, bread. Eat. When wife is away this staves off hunger. Also brings moans when offered to guests after large dinner. Catsup optional.