1 elephant
2 rabbits (optional)
Salt
Pepper
Brown gravy

Cut elephant into bite-sized pieces. This should take about 2 months. Cover with brown gravy. Cook over kerosene fire about 4 weeks at 465 degrees. This will serve about 3, 000 people. If more are expected, two rabbits may be added. But do this only if necessary as most people do not like to find "hare" in their stew.