2 lbs. ground beef (turkey maybe?)
1 tsp. oregano
Salt & pepper to taste
1 jar pizza sauce

Brown meat and add other ingredients. When semi-cooled, add pound Velveeta (if you can afford it!) that has been shredded. Glob a hefty spoonful onto a hamburger bun and top with shredded Mozzarella cheese. Bake at 350 degrees until cheese is melted.