HIPPOPOTAMUS STEW 
1 medium sized hippo
1 ton salt
Pepper, to taste
500 bushels potatoes
1000 gals. brown gravy
200 bushels carrots
400 sprigs parsley
2 small rabbits (optional)

Cut hippo meat into bite sized pieces. This will take about 2 months. Cut vegetables into cubes (another 2 months). Place meat into large pan and cover with gravy. Simmer for 4 weeks. Shovel in salt and pepper to taste. When meat is tender, add vegetables. A steam shovel is useful for this. Simmer slowly for 4 more weeks. Garnish with parsley.

Will serve 2,700 people. If more are expected, add 2 small rabbits - this is not recommended as very few people like hare in their stew.

recipe reviews
Hippopotamus Stew
 #5544
 Drake says:
Yummy, I tried this tonight and highly recommend it, however we made a couple changes. We added 210 medium sized garlic cloves and 1 pound of soy sauce. Also instead of the 2 small rabbits we went with 3 turtles and a pygmy goat. If you can't find a pygmy goat then I reckon a young goat will work just the same. Can't wait to try it again.
 #20434
 Michael (Washington) replies:
Wonderful dish! I'd cut the salt down to 1200-1300 lbs. As for wine; I serve last week's Nighttrain. Plan on two to three gallons per person. BTW Goats were an excellent suggestion.
 #186480
 Brb McDonald (Pennsylvania) replies:
Drake. You didn't get the joke.. Hare is another name for rabbit. Turtles don't have hair last time I looked! 😊️😊️😊️
 #5648
 Stef says:
Delicious! I made this with some sriracha sauce - the added kick really brought out the hippo's subtle flavor. I highly recommend to anyone with a healthy appetite.
 #5778
 Nora says:
Fantastic, I can't thank you enough. Hippo's are a delicacy too little addressed in the culinary world. I served this with a giraffe pate, my guests were raving!
 #5859
 Shenise says:
I was a bit skeptical at first, especially since I have some picky eaters that hate carrots, but everyone loved it. We ate it right beside the lake; even Simba and Nala joined in.
 #5877
 Arsenio says:
I just tried this, but it came out more watery than I was expecting. I'd recommend cutting back the gravy to 750 gallons. (Then again, the last half year here was particularly rainy...)
 #5887
 Matt says:
LOL!! Thank you for this! I've been trying to figure out what to do with this rotting hippo carcass in my backyard. The kids will LOVE it!
 #6649
 Frank Perez says:
Love it! But my hippo tacos are the bomb.
 #6661
 Carissa says:
Couldn't find a pot big enough, but ended up using the hot tub! It worked perfectly. Thanks for this, as most of you know it's hippo hunting season, so this came at a great time. DELICIOUS recipe, and will last you all winter long!
 #7574
 Kelly says:
Just wondering, can I find Hippo at Whole Foods or will I have to make a specialty call to my butcher? Was considering substituting a similar-sized camel in a pinch, but will cut down on the gravy to reduce the fat.
 #9527
 Barry says:
Yechhh.. Way too salty. Must've put in a metric ton instead of an English ton.....
 #9538
 DJ says:
FANTASTIC. I served this in place of a roast pig at our wedding! I did marinate the hippo in brine of 200 gallons of quality ale and sea salt. Try a few sprigs of fresh thyme to really bring out the natural aroma of the hippo. Cheers!
 #9545
 Capt. Chrysler says:
Hold back some of the hippo for a great tasting Hippo Pizza. One large pizza will feed the whole tribe. Best not to making in the rainy season as the crust will get mushy.
 #9555
 Tynker says:
My husband is on a low sodium diet. Do you think it would be ok if I used a salt substitute in this?
 #9572
 Brian says:
Meh - this is nothing compared to a good hippodeerturducken.
   #178489
 Karen Brynd (Wisconsin) replies:
Best Answer!
 #9615
 Jeff says:
Suggestion: Make sure the hippo is dead before you try and cut him into bite sized pieces... they don't like that game.

 

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