HIPPOPOTAMUS STEW 
1 medium sized hippo
1 ton salt
Pepper, to taste
500 bushels potatoes
1000 gals. brown gravy
200 bushels carrots
400 sprigs parsley
2 small rabbits (optional)

Cut hippo meat into bite sized pieces. This will take about 2 months. Cut vegetables into cubes (another 2 months). Place meat into large pan and cover with gravy. Simmer for 4 weeks. Shovel in salt and pepper to taste. When meat is tender, add vegetables. A steam shovel is useful for this. Simmer slowly for 4 more weeks. Garnish with parsley.

Will serve 2,700 people. If more are expected, add 2 small rabbits - this is not recommended as very few people like hare in their stew.

recipe reviews
Hippopotamus Stew
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 Deb Thomas (California) says:
I lol'd so hard I nearly choked... this was a great one, and must be shared....
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 Paula (New Hampshire) says:
I used 2 small hippos and 1 kangaroo and call it hip-hip-aroo stew.
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 Cr (Connecticut) says:
I liked the pigmy addition, with a couple 100 song birds added. Yum!
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 Lily Munster (California) says:
When I made this a 2nd time, I threw in a 3 gallon splash of balsamic vinegar, hoping to give it a sexy finish. I was pleasantly surprised and so were all the ladies at the senior center.
 #132046
 Tammy (Manitoba) says:
If you live in Canada like I do. Its hard to find a hippo but what about a whole moose, caribou, deer, or cow. Kick it up a notch instead of adding 2 rabbits, add 2 prairie chickens with some berries.
 #183807
 Jeff Hagerman (Iowa) replies:
Bison! Go with the bison. You won't regret it!!
 #190757
 Miss Karen (United States) replies:
No. You cannot sub moose. The whole idea of Hippo stew is to think out of the box. Moose would make this as common as white bread. I would use 2 trees worth of juniper berries, which would give it that gin sort of zing.
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 Ri Wasie (United States) says:
Wonderful dish all around. I served this at a senior citizen's convention in Chicago, and the ladies simply could not get enough. I added a dash of tabasco and 35 smashed garlic bulbs to enhance the overall flavor. Highly recommend to large crowds, and to those who have unlimited time on their hands.
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 Adrienne (United States) says:
I rolled my hippo in flour before cutting it into pieces to brown for the stew. It's a lot of work but worth the extra effort!
 #136730
 Peroni (United States) says:
If a hippo made this would it be the hippo's pot of mess?
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 Jerry (United States) says:
Had to add 3 bushels of Habenaro peppers and a pinch of Cilantro, before my kids would eat it.
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 Amber Lynn (Alabama) says:
Awesome!!! Based on all the positive feed back I think I'll be trying this very soon.
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 Kiburi (Kenya) says:
My girlfriend Daisy is watching her weight (with all that fat and all) so she prefers her hippo boiled. She has really nice hot springs close by at the Nakuru National Park - Kenya so we save alot on gas and water.
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 Annie (North Carolina) says:
Made this dish just in time for Christmas, and I have all my children singing, "I want a hippopotamus for Christmas" little do they know that Santa is really going to deliver them what they want.
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 Boocalooka (California) says:
OMG!!!!!! THIS TASTES SO GOOD IT WAS AMAZING TOOK ME A YEAR TO COOK THIS BUT SO WORTH THE WAIT. P.S. add a lot of salt and the more garlic the better it is LOVE IT LOVE IT ;)
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 Joe Wright (Arizona) says:
I'm cooking a hippo with 1,897 crock pots. I estimate it will all be done around 2025 (if I can keep up with the electric bills).
 #177617
 Random anomaly (Indiana) says:
Best Hippo recipe ever, bet it works with Rhino as well. Any suggestions for what to do with a Macaque?

 

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