4 lbs. ground beef
1 lb. backing soda
1 towel

Prepare barbecue grill. Shape beef into 1/3 pound patties (12 total); place on grill. Run to answer long distance phone call; forget hamburgers. Extinguish blaze with baking soda. Throw in towel and eat out. You don't really have to print this - I just thought you might enjoy a laugh!!