1 elephant, med. size
Lots of brown gravy
Salt & pepper to taste
2 rabbits, optional

Cut elephant into bite-size pieces. This should take about 2 months. Cover with brown gravy. Cook over kerosene fire about 4 weeks at 564 degrees. This will serve 3, 800 people. If more are expected, 2 rabbits may be added, but do this only if necessary as most people DO NOT like to find Hare in their stew.