Brown hamburger, celery, onion, green ... heat and add cheese. After cheese melts add hot sauce and jalapenos. (You can use combinations ... Monterey Jack if desired.)
Melt Velveeta in crock pot ... American (or Cheddar) cheese. Add 1/2 cup half-n-half. ... Rotel, salsa, and jalapenos (optional). Add half-n-half as needed to keep dip creamy.