1 lg. can OBEDIENCE
2 lbs. AFFECTION
6 oz. of POLITENESS
4 oz. of NEATNESS
1 can RUNNING ERRANDS - willing brand
1 box powdered "GET UP WHEN YOU SHOULD"
1 bottle KEEP SMILING ALL DAY LONG
1 can PURE THOUGHTFULNESS

Add - a sprinkle of Holiday, Birthday, Anniversary, or any-day surprise mix. Mix well! Bake in a hearty warm oven and serve it to mother everyday of the year (and serve her BIG pieces!).