1 med. elephant
Salt & pepper to taste
2 rabbits (opt.)
Brown gravy (lots)

Cut the elephant into small bite-size pieces. This should take about 2 months. Add enough gravy to cover meat. Cook over kerosene fire for about 4 weeks at 465 degrees. This will serve about 3, 800 people. If more are expected, 2 rabbits may be added. (Only do this if necessary, as most people do not like to find "hare" in their stew.)